Kimberly and the Balut Fish

Kimberly and the Balut Fish

      Kimberly and the Balut Fish

It’s no secret that the lovely Kimberly is in the Philippines, and there are a few things the Philippines are known for… one is that street delicacy known as Balut. If you’re not familiar with Balut, it’s a fertilized duck egg, hard boiled with the duck embryo still inside. While it’s revered in the Philippines, it’s very controversial in other countries because an innocent baby duck has to lose its life just to be ground to a pulp between some Filipino’s teeth and forced down into digestion. That’s a pretty harsh sentence for a duck that never even got to start its life.

Harsh or not, it’s not enough for the lovely Kimberly. Her stomach is merciless, and a baby duck is really only the beginning. How about adding a life fish, a sentient being alive with feelings and emotions? Should those emotions really come to an end behind her adorable belly button, while her stomach acid steals its life away? Or maybe those feelings will sense the teeth coming together, crushing his life away so her mighty tongue can force him down the hatch? Whatever your thoughts on this controversial topic, it’s far too late for this little fishy. He is going down, and no one’s going to save him from his acidic fate.