Precious and the Relocation Betta

Precious and the Relocation Betta

     

Precious and the Relocation Betta

This beautiful, lucky little blue betta has lost his lease, and he has to go to a new home. With all the furniture moved out and only an empty house remaining, it's time for him to find a new place to rest. Enter Precious.

"He has to go to a new home," says the beautiful, pierced blonde Precious. She rubs her belly suggestively... "And this is his new home."

Precious isn't shy about giving us a great view as our lucky betta says goodbye for the very last time. He doesn't put up a fight (who would?!) but, instead, swims willingly into the blackness of her mouth. Just as we see him enter the cave of doom, her throat springs into action, forever taking him down into his final resting place. Over and over, her throat comes up, gets more, and carries it away into oblivion until... finally... there's absolutely nothing left. He's gone... forever.

The show doesn't end here, though. While showing us that he's really gone now, Pecious lets a little gas escape... his last grasp at life, telling us goodbye. She just smiles, excuses herself, and begins the digestive process.

NOTE: This video is especially sentimental to us here at Ariana. Everything you've read here is a true story, exactly as it happened. The blue betta in this video was our pet for years, and he is very much missed.